Friday, February 22, 2013


4 Year Old: "'Sexy' means 'really really gross,' right?"

7 Year Old: "No. 'Sexy' means ATTRACTIVE."

4 Year Old: "What is ATTRACTIVE?"

7 Year Old: "It means, like, really beautiful and it, like, makes people want to love you and stuff." (heaves a huge sigh) "I'm kind of like that. It's so annoying."

Oh, my poor ATTRACTIVE 7 year old. Life is rough.


  1. This literally made me laugh out loud, Heather. Then I was stunned when I realized that Mo is 7 already! Geez!

    The twins were 8 when I met them and they didn't know what the word "sexy" meant. Now, Max feels comfortable saying things like "Balls" and "Boner" in front of me, and Sophie actually referred to a facial expression of hers as her "sexy" face. She was joking, but Chris and I just about had a heart attack. They grow up way too fast!

  2. This flat cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh!